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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#11 (76)
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
(From: Seema - Goa)
 
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
(From: Sidra - Karachi)
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum
Doob kar jis main marr jaoon voh River ho tum
Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum
(From: dev - jodhpur)
aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai (From: dev, Jodhpur)
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai (From: ashish - kolhapur)
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! (From: ashish - kolhapur)
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
(From: Sidra Khan - Karachi)
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
(From: Seema - Goa)
khushiyaan dhundne chala raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar.
(From: Anubhav - India)
You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
(From: Amit Agashe - Pune)
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son

Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)

at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi)

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
(From: Manu - Kota (Rajasthan))

Ghadyalat vajale SAT,
Ajun tu aahes ANTHRUNAT,
SMS kartoy tula mhanayala SUPRABHAT.
(From: PRAVINKUMAR - DOMBIVLI)
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)
SMS

SMS"

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
(From: Dhiraj, Ladnun)
  .***.
  (.'-'.)
(,)(")(")

  .***.
  (.'-'.)
(,)J)LJ.J
  .* *.

  (.'_').)
   (J(,)
   c.J.J

*.
'.)
(,)

Chalo baba...
Kisi Ko hamari Yaad Nahi Aati...
(From: Dhiraj, Ladnun)
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, &
Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."

5.
(From: Prosenjit - Kolkata)

No
Shadows
2 Depress U
Only
Joys
2 Surround U

Many
FrieNds
2 LoveU

God
Himself
2 BlessU

These
r my
Wishes 4U

2day
2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning

(From: Aasiya - England)

MARANE par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
(From: simran - delhi)
Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
(From: Nitin - Ichalkaranji)
If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!
(From: simran - delhi)
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...

Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai.
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
   
Hum hum hai, tum tum ho.
Na hum kam hai, Na tum kam ho.
To kis baat ka gam hai?
Sms bhejte rehna.
Tabhi pata chalega
Mobile wale me dum hai.
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
(From: ham - shg)
Star + Moon = Romantic Night

Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!

(From: Shikha - Gwalior)

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
(From: tinky winky - rsa)
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...

don't move
steady
smile :)
ready

click
ohh ho

Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
(From: Shikha - Gwalior)
Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye...
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye...
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye...
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls! (From: Goldi K - )
Kya aap Mobile rakhte hai?
Par call karne se darte hai,
bas missed call maarte rahate hai,
Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai?
Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
(From: Carlo, Philippines)
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
(From: Mayur )
Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....


"1"
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!
(From: Gan)

Through the sky I saw a SMILE...
Through the smile I saw JOY...
Thorugh the joy I saw my "SWEET DEAR"
only u....
a dear to whom i always "MISS A LOT"..
Take Care!
***MISS U LOT***
SAHIL
(From: sahil)
(From: Vivek Manchanda, Lucknow)
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!
When I miss U,
I just...
CLOSE () $ ()
MY      ( -.- )
EYES
  (")  (")

&         () $ ()
U R      ('.')'. ')
           (")(")(")
JUST ON MY RIGHT
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing!
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
When you are feeling streesed and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
   
I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi)
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Til-Gul ghya god god bola.............
HAPPY MAKARSANKRAT.
(From: reva)
Tan mein masti,
maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you :-)
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)

Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...

Because I requested them All to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!
(From: Abhay Jain, Jalgaon)

Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...

KEEP SMILING
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
(From: anmol sharma)
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
(From: julius)
· Destiny decides who u meet in life, but it's only ur heart that can decide who gets 2 stay in ur life.
(From: vivek)
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
(From: Venkatesh Kulkarni)
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
(From: Vinit)
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
(From: Anisha)
()''''()
( '-' ) Please
(o)(o)

()'''(')
('') ('') Forgive
(o)(o) ME
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
(From: Ravi)
If u feel a bit dizzy and u r craving something sweet , i think i know what's wrong......
you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME :)
(From: Anupam Tewari)
Never stop ur smile even when u r sad, bcoz u never know who's falling in love with ur smile. For d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.
(From: Prosenjit Bhattacharyap)
Anybody there?



O '''' O

('o' )



O''''O
('o' )

O''''O
( 'o' )
There u
(From: Rahul & Neha Gopalka, Barakar)
Vo kaun hai?
*

Jo ISHQ me hai?
*

Jo MANN me hai?
*

Jo DIL me hai?
*
magar DHADKAN me nahi?

Jyada soch mat STUPID

Vo hai 'AMIR KHAN'
(From: Amit Jain, Kota)
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Forgettin you
is hard to do

forgettin me
is up to you

forget me not
forget me never

forget this message
but not the sender.

When nights r long
& friends r few

I sit by my window
& think of u

A silent whisper
a silent tear

With all my heart
i wish you were here.

If God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it.
Happy moments,
praise God.
Difficult moments,
seek God.
Quiet moments,
worship God.
Painful moments,
trust God.
Every moment,
thank God.
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:

You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!

& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"

Can u see me?
no? Turn around,

can u see me now?
no?
Turn again,

can u see me now?
no? but

I can see u
because U have a
special place
in my heart!

U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
On this cold cold nite
in My small small rOOm
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
GdNiTe!
No matter
If the sky is black or blue
No matter
If there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be wit u.
Gd Nite!
(From: amit )
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
(From: amit )
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna ".........
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I miss you yaar"
(From: Fayaz)
,,,,
( . .) Do u
( ._.) love me?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .)
( _ ) U dont?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .) ,I,
( _ )// den
gud bye!!
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
.-"""-.
( 'o' )
(,,)==(,,)

y did god create u b4 me?

Coz he wanted to make a rough sketch

B4 makin a master piece!!!

JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
(From: jh)
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